Credit to @Draddy for the header image.

Every year, all active Nest Members receive a member gift in January (so January 2024 is a Nest gift for all 2023 members). The member gift is a surprise and is meant to be a thoughtful collection of items that Nest members will find useful and unique.

For context, here is an overview of the 2023 Nest member gift:

  • NLU shoehorn
  • NLU ice mold
  • TrapDraw-inspired grocery bag
  • NLU sharpie

The 2023 Nest Member Gift: A shoehorn, a reusable bag, an NLU sharpie and an NLU ice mold.
The 2023 Nest Member Gift: A shoehorn, a reusable bag, an NLU sharpie and an NLU ice mold.

We actively try to avoid your standard golf gift and member/guest-type products, and as the Nest membership grows, it’s harder and harder to find a gift that’s universally loved. This positive and negative member feedback has led to one of my favorite Nest traditions: The community reaction to the Nest member gift on our message board.

Before we get into some of my favorite responses in the thread, I think one Nest member summed up what I love about this annual tradition so much.

Nest member TeddyPargame comments on The Nest member gift.
Nest member TeddyPargame comments on The Nest member gift.

Juxtapose that response with these two, and you get a true thrill ride of discourse worth your time:

Two Nest members unhappy with their annual member gift.
Two Nest members unhappy with their annual member gift.

If you are a Nest member who’s unfamiliar with the message board, this would be a great time to jump into the Member gift thread and get involved (just start scrolling down, don’t worry about hopping into the thread mid-discussion). Another good starting point and a post I highly recommend reading in its entirety is KVV’s impassioned defense of the Shoe Horn.

If you are not a message board user, below is a selection of my favorite commentary from this year’s Nest gift thread.

The Nest member gift alternate uses category: My favorite type of post.

Nest member golf4miami uses their Nest member gift as an ice cream spoon.
Nest member golf4miami uses their Nest member gift as an ice cream spoon.

Nest member chrismarz extends his shoehorn.
Nest member chrismarz extends his shoehorn.


The Nest member gift sincere feedback category (always appreciated):

An item-by-item review of the 2023 Nest Member gift from SmokyMtn.
An item-by-item review of the 2023 Nest Member gift from SmokyMtn.


The creative meme category (crowd favorites):

SergioTracker crafts an excellent meme about the 2023 The Nest member gift.
SergioTracker crafts an excellent meme about the 2023 The Nest member gift.

Bat signal meme of the annual member gift.
Bat signal meme of the annual member gift.

The Nest Member gift malcontents (who are essential and valued in this annual discourse):

Unhappy members of The Nest.
Unhappy members of The Nest.

Straight to the dumpster!
Straight to the dumpster!

And the converted malcontents:

Southpaw72 has come around on the annual Nest member gift.
Southpaw72 has come around on the annual Nest member gift.