Hosel Rockets Dustin Johnson’s WMD

Dustin Johnson came through with at least the seventh DFL-WD on tour this year (we desperately need a name for this… let’s crowdsource something). Like a parent whose kid has acted up, we’re not mad…

Hosel Rockets Whose Career Would You Have Going Forward?

In the sports media world, we’re obsessed with the hypotheticals. At NLU, we’re not journalists, but that doesn’t mean we don’t fit the bill. There’s a reason our weekly previews tend to be about three…

Hosel Rockets YOTTO Update (Big Oil Texas Open)

Bowditch made the obligatory post-win leap onto the big board:   Here’s your color-coding key for context on YOTTO baselines:   Quick thoughts: 1) Willy Mac is doing work, y’all! T2 at the Texas Open…

PGA Tour Masters Preview Part II: Improving Augusta National

(In case you missed Part I of our Masters preview) Before you roll your eyes at the headline, or think Augusta is an “untouchable masterpiece,” please spend five minutes on this site to see just how…

PGA Tour Valero Texas Open Recap

  Results Summary Slow play, crappy golf course, ugly leaderboard, and the biggest star withdraws. Other than that, what a great weekend on the PGA Tour! Seriously, if you didn’t tune in this week you…

PGA Tour Masters Preview, Part 1: The Tiger Factor

(For the greatest sporting event on the planet, we’re eschewing our traditional format of previews and doing them piece by piece. We’re going to get our Tiger one out of the way first.) I get…

PGA Tour Valero Texas Open Preview/Live Thread

This week we leave the AARP behind for the Lone Star State, Army Town USA (San Antonio – I swear that really is its nickname), and the Valero Texas Open, one of the PGA Tour’s…

Hosel Rockets Royal Trophy v. EurAsia Cup: Tale of the Tape

My initial reaction upon reading about the EurAsia Cup kicking off this week was utter confusion. Didn’t they literally just contest this thing? I felt like a peyote-fueled Hansel in Zoolander trying to discern if the taped,…