Below are a bunch of the best golf tweets of 2016. If I left out your tweet, BE offended. This list is intended to be entirely complete, I most definitely didn’t put it together in less than 30 minutes, and any tweet I left out is 100% intentional, and a personal jab at you. Enjoy!
(Kyle Porter’s Ryder Cup week probably deserves it’s own post, but I just threw them all in here intermittently.)
If his putter did not sit, you MUST acquit!!!
— Tron Carter (@TronCarterNLU) June 19, 2016
Reed: "Bubba, the smoke please."
Bubba: "Patrick, it's Tuesday."
Reed: "HIT THE BUTTON" pic.twitter.com/2UAylKGR5j
— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterCBS) September 27, 2016
Enough golf. Time to terrify some kids https://t.co/884YZfxvFS
— Brian Doyle (@WritePlay) May 18, 2016
If Patrick Reed doesn’t come to the first tee like this on Friday morning then why even play the event? pic.twitter.com/yaxaR5B49k
— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterCBS) September 28, 2016
What’s happening in the golf I’m on my 485th viewing of that twirl. #Ringo
— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterCBS) September 25, 2016
I nominate Soren Kjeldsen’s son to take Freddie’s spot in the field. pic.twitter.com/IhQDfHYTMy
— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) April 6, 2016
Patrick Reed forever. pic.twitter.com/veIwzVYHF6
— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) September 29, 2016
— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) September 30, 2016
Tiger comin' back. People goin' wild. ? pic.twitter.com/zBy0KjRnW6
— Skratch (@Skratch) November 30, 2016
RIP Bubba Watson 1978 – 2016 pic.twitter.com/WlGeCzR2xD
— Trent (@BarstoolTrent) April 9, 2016
Because we all agree the world needs more ProTracer. pic.twitter.com/NSTzKpMULP
— Skratch (@Skratch) November 14, 2016
Even the tour can't believe I broke 80! pic.twitter.com/56tXnkZ6Be
— stevenbowditch (@bowdo83) July 1, 2016
Imagine being Colin Montgomerie, and having to watch Todd Hamilton walk down the hall and into the Champions' locker room year after year.
— Dillon Mays (@dillonmays_) July 12, 2016
— Jimmy Donofrio (@JimmyDonofrio) April 10, 2016
— Trent (@BarstoolTrent) November 29, 2016
DJ answering "I don't know" to course strategy questions is easier than saying "you don't have the clearance level for that" @NoLayingUp
— Luke (@lukegraboyes) June 19, 2016
— Jeff McIntire (@jmacky614) July 18, 2016
Well we missed our par putts, then SK made a 4 footer for a 5 on a par 4… Since we made 5, and the par was indeed a 4, that was a bogey https://t.co/bxwsDCBt94
— Justin Thomas (@JustinThomas34) December 9, 2016
— Justin Thomas (@JustinThomas34) December 1, 2016
— Rory McIlroy (@McIlroyRory) September 29, 2016
Wake me up when it's 2017. https://t.co/6qrFNXyC46
— Rory McIlroy (@McIlroyRory) December 22, 2016
— Neil Schuster (@ngschuNLU) September 30, 2016
Rory just off 18 green to American players: "Where is the champagne guys? Cmon I know it's been awhile, but do this right!"
— Kevin Van Valkenburg (@KVanValkenburg) October 2, 2016
Has the Day family health insurance provider filed for bankruptcy yet?
— Timothy Frank (@FantasyGolfMan) September 2, 2016
Nothing sums up inequality in sport more than Brooke Henderson winning a Kia for a hole in one. That is literally worse than my car mate.
— Ben Coley (@BenColeyGolf) June 9, 2016
“Let me tell you how to hit that shot. It’s actually not that hard.” – Phil Mickelson pic.twitter.com/EFrJpuKPUc
— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) October 1, 2016
On Tuesday, a police siren sounded as Colt Knost addressed his ball, playing with Mickelson. Big Gravy said, "They're coming for you, Phil."
— Sean Zak (@Sean_Zak) July 31, 2016
Ways golf could "grow the game":
1. More it more affordable
2. Make it take less time
3. More inclusive
4. Less silly rules
— Kevin Van Valkenburg (@KVanValkenburg) July 13, 2016
— D.J. Piehowski (@DJPie) June 19, 2016
Big Cat is officially back. pic.twitter.com/8RHZOBTJWm
— Tron Carter (@TronCarterNLU) April 30, 2016
Kevin Chappell may not have a backswing by the time he's 65. Just power through from address a la Golden Tee.
— Big Randy (@BigRandyNLU) April 16, 2016
Hahaha, never realized he did this on the first tee. Of COURSE it was 9 and 8. pic.twitter.com/DhI3dA94LH
— D.J. Piehowski (@DJPie) March 25, 2016
— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) June 20, 2016
— Kelvin (@OnBaseUnit) June 19, 2016
— Peter Uihlein (@PeterUihlein) June 19, 2016
Re: DJ's relief when his shot went over the TV tower anyway—why does this guy get all the breaks?
— Shane Ryan (@ShaneRyanHere) June 19, 2016
Bryson is about finished.. USGA should ask him about physics involved with gravitational force.
— stevenbowditch (@bowdo83) June 19, 2016
— John Daly (@PGA_JohnDaly) June 19, 2016
This is ridiculous… No penalty whatsoever for DJ. Let the guy play without this crap in his head. Amateur hour from @USGA
— Rory McIlroy (@McIlroyRory) June 19, 2016
I admire the USGA's unwavering determination to show fidelity to the rules. Of course, I admired Titanic's doomed captain for the same.
— Eamon Lynch (@eamonlynch) June 20, 2016
— Tyler Cappadocia (@TCappadocia) June 19, 2016
— Brendan Porath (@BrendanPorath) October 3, 2016
Rookies are nervous at the first event of the season. Dealing with our fake security guard doesn't help. pic.twitter.com/MQdNObk0UI
— Skratch (@Skratch) October 14, 2016
2016 will forever go down as the year I made the dumbest/smartest twitter bet of my life. ? pic.twitter.com/GPOGVVyIB9
— Chad Coleman (@HashtagChad) December 23, 2016
The U.S. winning 21.5 to 6.5 exactly is 175-1 in case you were wondering where Phil’s second place money from The Open is going this week.
— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterCBS) September 26, 2016
You could fit Ian Poulter's ego between Rory's drive and Phil's drive on No. 10. Barely. But you could do it.
— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterCBS) September 30, 2016
Here's a look at Kuchar in a group featuring DJ, Rory and Pieters. pic.twitter.com/nTF4YWe0WU
— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterCBS) September 30, 2016
Rumor is Davis Love III wants to pair DJ and Koepka but he hasn't been able to reach the U.S. Space and Missile Defense Command to clear it.
— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterCBS) October 1, 2016